Jack on Jill

One morning Jack and Jill

got together and went up the hill

Jack then started his drill

Oh boy, he really got some skill

nothing was at Jill's will

then came along Bill

with his friend Mike from the mill

They also started the goodwill

She said 'stop it you might spill'

He said, dont worry just take this pill

then they all came downhill

Jill all tired and exhausted, still

they all tried that hole to fill

you still reading? looking for some real thrill?

they then went to a bar, ate & paid the bill

then separated for another kill

Our Indian Movies

I today saw The Avengers,

I liked it, it is totally super,

I wish we Indians had a super hero,

cool like iron man, not some sick weirdo

all we get to see is sick romantic movies,

where a crazy guy sits on his knees,

proposes to a dumbass psycho girl,

giving a chance to let their love unfurl

girl's rich dad or brother or her crazy fan,

becomes villain instead while trying to be a man,

and then there's the climax 

just before the sex,

where are those twists and turns?

where are those special effects?

where are those awesome puns?

let there be some intense sexual attacks

I think, we the people are happy the way we are,

who will do hardwork, no one wants to be a star,

what we see in the end is what we want to see

movies will always be like what they used to be!